Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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