Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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