I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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