Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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