I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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