Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Randomize
