No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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