it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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