Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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