At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
