he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
no, he came in my armpit
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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