no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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