And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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