She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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