i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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