You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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