discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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