i think my mom watched the whole time
You can't special order awesome
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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