I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
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Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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