belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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