My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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