Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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