Already got asked if we're dating
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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