mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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