I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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