The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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