dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
