Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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