operation harelip BJ is a go
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I did not marry a roomba.
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