Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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