Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
