The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
her facebook's as public as her vagina
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
