I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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