he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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