Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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