Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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