she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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