Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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