You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Randomize