party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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