he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
