I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
