in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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