of course. lets lasso hookers.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Pooping to opera.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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