How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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