Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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