Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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