I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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