You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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