I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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