Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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