he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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