so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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