Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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