She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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