Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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